Ben GChicago Bears Sign Andy God Damn DaltonAfter failing to secure a franchise quarterback since the inception of the franchise 101 years ago, the Chicago Browns have signed Andy…2 min read·Mar 18, 2021----
Ben GAlex Jones: I Have the Documents Right HereListen up globalist! You think I’m lying mother fucker!? Well look right fucking here! I got the documents right here! They are right now…2 min read·Nov 18, 2020----
Ben G5 Ways (and One Shark Themed Way) to Improve the Presidential Debates in 2024The presidential debates between Joe Biden and Donald Trump were to say the very least, a shit show full of interruptions, namely by Trump…4 min read·Nov 11, 2020----
Ben GHow I Make $10,000 a Month by Only Writing These How I Make $10,000 a Month Articles on MediumIn this day in age there are so many way to make money, and as someone who is better than you, I am now ready to share my secret in how I…5 min read·Oct 26, 2020----
Ben GTrump’s CDC Confirms Smoking Makes you Really Fucking CoolIn a recent study conducted by Trump’s CDC, new data has shown that smoking makes you really fucking cool. The CDC now recommends that in…2 min read·Oct 20, 2020----
Ben GCIA Confirms my Room is so Messy That Osama Bin Laden Hid There Undetected for 2 Years.After a FOIA request, it has finally been confirmed in a recent document that between the years of 2006 to 2008, Osama Bin Laden had in…3 min read·Oct 15, 2020----
Ben GBernie Sanders: You Coulda Had a Bad Bitch But Y’all Were Playin’Last week’s debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden was a disaster to say the least. Many Americans now ask themselves, “Is this really…3 min read·Oct 5, 2020----
Ben GTop 10 Things You Can Buy with the 750 Dollars Donald Trump Paid in Federal Income Taxes During…Information about president Donald “the Bronco” Trump’s federal taxes has recently come out. Many shocking details have been revealed…7 min read·Sep 29, 2020----
Ben GThe 6 Kinds of White Men Part IIAs an amateur anthropologist, I do my best to spend an adequate time studying a group you all care about and love dearly. It is widely…7 min read·Sep 21, 2020----
Ben GThe 7 Categories of White MenAs an anthropologist as a hobby, I make it my mission to bring to people a better understand of cultures that are both unheard and…8 min read·Jul 12, 2020----