Chicago Bears Sign Andy God Damn DaltonAfter failing to secure a franchise quarterback since the inception of the franchise 101 years ago, the Chicago Browns have signed Andy…Mar 18, 2021Mar 18, 2021
Alex Jones: I Have the Documents Right HereListen up globalist! You think I’m lying mother fucker!? Well look right fucking here! I got the documents right here! They are right now…Nov 18, 2020Nov 18, 2020
5 Ways (and One Shark Themed Way) to Improve the Presidential Debates in 2024The presidential debates between Joe Biden and Donald Trump were to say the very least, a shit show full of interruptions, namely by Trump…Nov 11, 2020Nov 11, 2020
How I Make $10,000 a Month by Only Writing These How I Make $10,000 a Month Articles on MediumIn this day in age there are so many way to make money, and as someone who is better than you, I am now ready to share my secret in how I…Oct 26, 2020Oct 26, 2020
Trump’s CDC Confirms Smoking Makes you Really Fucking CoolIn a recent study conducted by Trump’s CDC, new data has shown that smoking makes you really fucking cool. The CDC now recommends that in…Oct 20, 2020Oct 20, 2020
CIA Confirms my Room is so Messy That Osama Bin Laden Hid There Undetected for 2 Years.After a FOIA request, it has finally been confirmed in a recent document that between the years of 2006 to 2008, Osama Bin Laden had in…Oct 15, 2020Oct 15, 2020
Bernie Sanders: You Coulda Had a Bad Bitch But Y’all Were Playin’Last week’s debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden was a disaster to say the least. Many Americans now ask themselves, “Is this really…Oct 5, 2020Oct 5, 2020
Top 10 Things You Can Buy with the 750 Dollars Donald Trump Paid in Federal Income Taxes During…Information about president Donald “the Bronco” Trump’s federal taxes has recently come out. Many shocking details have been revealed…Sep 29, 2020Sep 29, 2020
The 6 Kinds of White Men Part IIAs an amateur anthropologist, I do my best to spend an adequate time studying a group you all care about and love dearly. It is widely…Sep 21, 2020Sep 21, 2020
The 7 Categories of White MenAs an anthropologist as a hobby, I make it my mission to bring to people a better understand of cultures that are both unheard and…Jul 12, 2020Jul 12, 2020